YOU MIGHT BE A LEFTIST IF YOU BELIEVE...

... IN ANY OF THIS CRAP:

• THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS MAN-MADE AND CAUSED BY C02

• AND THAT GUN CONTROL LOWERS CRIME

• AND THAT THE UN IS EFFECTIVE

• AND THAT BUSH LIED

• AND THAT RENDITION WAS INVENTED BY BUSH AND IS BAD

• AND THAT THE TURKEY WAS PLASTIC

• AND THAT IRAQIS WERE BETTER OFF UNDER SADDAM

• AND THAT TALKING TO IRAN WILL WORK

• AND THAT WATER-BOARDING IS TORTURE EVEN THOUGH ALL U.S. SPECIAL FORCES ARE ROUTINELY WATER-BOARDED DURING TRAINING

• AND THAT GORBACHEV WON THE COLD WAR FOR THE WEST DESPITE REAGAN

• AND THAT IN THE MIDDLE EAST ISRAEL IS THE PROBLEM

• AND THAT TALKING TO NORTH KOREA WILL WORK

• AND THAT RAISING TAXES IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY

• AND THAT ASKING PEOPLE TO SHOW VALID ID BEFORE VOTING IS BAD FOR THE ELECTORAL PROCESS

• AND THAT WE SPEND TO MUCH ON NATIONAL DEFENSE AND THE PENTAGON

• AND THAT A NATIONAL HEATHCARE SYSTEM WOULD BE RUN BETTER THAN THE IRS AND THE POST OFFICE AND THE DHS AND THE SEC AND FANNIE MAE

• AND THAT WE'RE NOT SOCIALIST ENOUGH

• AND THAT LIBERAL SCOTUS DECISIONS ARE WRITTEN IN STONE, BUT THAT BAD THINGS IN THE CONSTITUTION - MANY THE RESULT OF BEING WRITTEN BY WHITE SLAVE-HOLDERS - MEAN IT'S CONVENIENTLY ALSO A "LIVING DOCUMENT"

• AND THAT NMD DOESN'T WORK AND SHOULDN'T BE DEPLOYED ANYWHERE

• AND THAT CLINTON DIDN'T COMMIT PERJURY AND EVEN IF HE DID FELONIES ARE NOT IMPEACHABLE

• AND THAT THE GOVERNMENT OUGHT TO DECIDE HOW MUCH PEOPLE GET PAID

• AND THAT FOR THE FIRST 22 WEEKS A PREGNANT WOMAN IS NOT CARRYING A HUMAN LIFE

• AND THAT CO2 IS TOXIC

• AND THAT WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER - EVEN WHEN WE'RE UNDER ATTACK

• AND THAT TALKRADIO AND FOX ARE UNFAIR AND NEED TO BE CENSORED, OR AT LEAST IGNORED

• AND THAT SHINSEKI WAS FIRED FOR SAYING WE NEEDED 600,000 TROOPS TO WIN IN IRAQ (EVEN THOUGH PETRAEUS AND THE SURGE PROVED WE DIDN'T NEED THAT MANY!)

• AND THAT TEDDY IS NOT A MURDERER WHO GOT AWAY WITH BECAUSE OF HIS CONNECTIONS

• AND THAT THE SURGE DIDN'T WORK

• AND THAT JIMMY CARTER WAS A GOOD PRESIDENT AND IS OUR BEST EX-PRESIDENT

• AND THAT GLOBALIZATION AND FREE TRADE IS BAD FOR PEOPLE

• AND THAT CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE AS DANGEROUS AS JIHADISTS

• AND THAT FANNIE MAE AND THE CRA HAD VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH THE CURRENT CRISIS

• AND THAT EUROPE AND CANADA HAVE A BETTER HEALTHCARE SYSTEM THAN OURS

• AND THAT OBAMA WON BECAUSE HE'S "THE ONE", AND NOT BECAUSE HE OUTSPENT MCCAIN 8-1 DURING A RECESSION.

• AND THAT THE STIMULUS WAS NECESSARY AND GOOD AND HAS HELPED

• AND THAT OBAMACARE WILL IMPROVE CARE, INCREASE COVERAGE AND LOWER COSTS.

IF YOU BELIEVE THESE THINGS THEN YOU ARE WRONG ON THE FACTS AND A DUPE.