BREAKING NEWS ANALYSIS: OBAMA IS A LAME DUCK!

• OBAMA IS CRASHING AT THE POLLS. (MORE HERE.)
  

• HIS SUPPORTERS HAVE BUYER'S REMORSE AND ARE APOLOGIZING.

• HIS PR GUY IS SAYING ONE TERM WOULD BE OKAY.

IOW: OBAMA IS A LAME DUCK - IN RECORD TIME.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!