THE MERCEDES "SMART CAR" IS FOR STUPID ELITIST LEFTIST DUPES

• THE "SMART" CAR SEATS TWO AND GETS ANYWHERE FROM 35 TO 60 MILES PER GALLON -- DEPENDING ON WHO YOU WANT TO BELIEVE.

• REPEAT: IT'S TINY. SEATS TWO.

• A TOYOTA YARIS SEATS FOUR - COMFORTABLY AND HAS TRUNK/CARGO SPACE. IT GETS 33 MILES PER GALLON - NO MATTER WHO YOU ASK.
  

• NOTE; 33 MPG WHILE CARRYING FOUR PEOPLE IS JUST AS GOOD AS A TWO-SEATER CARRYING TWO PEOPLE GETTING 80 MILES A GALLON!

• THEY COST THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY.

SO... WHICH CAR DOES A SMART PERSON BUY?

• WHICH CAR DOES SOMEONE WHO MIGHT HAVE CARGO ONE DAY BUY?

• WHICH CAR DOES A PERSON WITH FAMILY AND MORE THAN ONE FRIEND BUY?

ONLY STUPID-ASS LIBERAL ELITIST SCHMUCKS WOULD EVER BY A "SMART CAR".

• SMART CARS ARE AS "SMART" AS AGW, CARBON TAXES, UNILATERAL DISARMAMENT, CANCELING NMD, OBAMACARE, CLOSING GITMO, GUN CONTROL, RAISING TAXES --- WELL YOU GET THE IDEA AND SEE THE PATTERN, RIGHT!?!?

• THE LEFT-WING THINKS THEY'RE SMART BUT THEY'RE FREAKIN' IDIOTS AND DUPES.

YUP: THERE ARE SOME THINGS SO DUMB ONLY LEFTIST INTELLECTUALS CAN BELIEVE THEM. OR BUY THEM!

YUP: EVERY TIME I SEE ONE I LAUGH! THERE GOES ANOTHER LEFT-WING DUPE!

[ASIDE: LEFTIES ONLY NEED TWO-SEATER CARS: THEY'RE AGAINST HAVING CHILDREN ON ACCOUNT OF IT'S BAD FOR GAIA!

ABORTIONS AND SMART CARS ARE GOOD TO THE LEFT - BETTER THAN HAVING CHILDREN AND A REGULAR GOOD OL' SUBCOMPACT.

WHAT ASSH*LES! WHAT STUPID BRAINWASHED ASSH*LES.

AND THEN... THERE'S THIS: JR/TAB.]