PREDICTION: WHAT TONIGHT'S COMEDIANS WILL SAY ABOUT PALIN'S SMASH HIT BOOK, GOING ROGUE...

LETTERMEN:

“IT’S THE FIRST TIME MOST HAVE EVER ORDERED A BOOK ON LINE - SINCE MOST DON’T KNOW HOW TO READ. ... BADABUMBUM."

STEWART:

“THE MOVIE RIGHTS HAVE BEEN BOUGHT BY HARVEY WEISTEIN; IT WILL STAR SUSAN SARANDON AS PALIN AND MARTIN SHEEN AS MCCAIN. SEAN PENN AS JOE BIDEN AND BARACK OBAMA AS HIMSELF. POLANSKI IS SLATED TO DIRECT…[badabumbum]

MICHAEL MOORE IS GOING TO A DOCUMENTARY ON THE MAKING OF THE “GOING ROGUE” MOVIE CALLED “THE TAKING OF PALIN ONE TWO THREE.”

COLBERT:

“One reason for the brisk sales: it comes with a box of crayons. [badabumbum]

About the title: actually, Palin thought she was spelling “GOING ROUGE."

ONE THEY WON'T DO: SHOW HER ANY RESPECT.

FINE.

EFF 'EM.