CHELSEA CLINTON/MEZVINSKY ANNOUNCE NUPTIALS: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN .. ER UM WELL... MADE SOMEWHERE‏

CHELSEA/MEZVINSKY AMATCH MADE IN HEAVEN .. ER UM WELL... MAYBE SOMEHWHERE‏ ELSE:

Clinton Daughter Chelsea Engaged to Be Married

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton has become engaged to her longtime boyfriend. Matt McKenna, a spokesman for former President Bill Clinton, confirmed that 29-year old Chelsea and investment banker Marc Mezvinsky got engaged on Thanksgiving and announced it in an e-mail to friends.

FITTING MATCH: GROOM'S LATE POP:

Edward "Ed" Mezvinsky (born January 17, 1937) is a former congressman who was later sentenced to 80 months in prison for a series of white-collar crimes involving fraud. As a Democrat he represented Iowa's 1st congressional district in the United States House of Representatives for two terms, from 1973 to 1977.

HIS OLD MAN WAS A SLIMEBALL JUST LIKE HERS.

AND THE GROOM IS - ACCORDING TO THE LEFT - AN "EVIL INVESTMENT BANKER."

HOW SWEET.

I DO WISH THEM THE BEST: MAY THEY NOT GROW UP TO BE LOKE THEIR DADDIES.

EXIT QUESTION: WILL BJ CLINTON HAND OUT CIGARS AT THE WEDDING?