TIGER IN REHAB FOR SEX ADDICTION

WOODS IS GETTING HELP.

HE NEEDS IT. AFTER ALL, WHAT KIND OF MAN HAS SEX WITH AS MANY WOMEN AS HE HAS!?

ANSWER: ONLY THOSE WHO CAN. ER UM... ARE SICK AND NEED HELP.

WE'LL KNOW HE'S CURED IF, WHEN HE COMES OUT, HE SAYS HIS NAME IS ELDRICK.