OBAMA'S SUCCESSES?

Let's count up all Obama's many successes - so far:

Ummmmmmmmmm... let's see now... er, um...

OH YEAH:

• He gave Iran that September ultimatum he promised us during the campaign and they disarmed. NOT.

• He won the Chicago Olympics bid. NOT.

• He negotiated a great Global Climate Law in Copenhagen and saved the planet. NOT.

• He improved out relations with Britain, Poland, the Czech Republic, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, China, Mexico, Italy and France - and Israel, Honduras, and Columbia. NOT.

• He got tough with Putin's Russia and negotiated new treaties with them which strengthen us. NOT.

• He closed Gitmo. NOT.

• He helped the democracy movements in Cuba and Iran. NOT.

• Lowered unemployment and got the economy moving again. NOT.

• Passed a very popular and simple health care plan which has a public option, lowers costs, lowers the deficit and improves medical care and immediately expands coverage to another 30 million people. NOT.

• Increased transparency in government. NOT.

• Moved us to a post-racial society. NOT.

• Got the Middle East peace process moving along nicely. NOT.

OMG: Obama is a total f**king failure.

OBAMA: THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER - IN RECORD TIME!

OBAMA: HE ALMOST MAKES US MISS CARTER!

EXIT QUESTIONS: Why are so many Democrats and liberals and leftists willing to fall on their swords for this total effin' failure? They seem to be willing to follow him to the gates of Hell? WHY?!??!

I think there are three reasons:

(1) He's black, and liberals and leftists want the first black president to BE a success. So they call his failure successes and cut him slack

(2) Liberals and leftists also know that deep down inside, Obama is a hardcore life-long leftist, so they are willing to cut him a lot more slack.

(3) They know that control by the left of the three branches - and especially Congress and the White House - is a once in a generation thing, so they are willing to take whatever socialistic laws they can get while they can.

Things will change the November!

I think the cynical and utterly corrupt Obama thinks that his re-election chances might improve after the GOP retakes Congress.

I think the Chicago Machine is ready to run Obama against Congress in 2012.

We will slaughter him in 2012. too.

UPDATE:

On second thought, I too would follow Obama to the Gates of Hell - but only to toss him in, lock it and throw away the key!