LIKE GREECE, SPAIN ENTERS AGE OF AUSTERITY - and world markets rebound

THE BBC ASKS: Will Europeans accept a generation of 'austerity'?

The years of steady enrichment in Europe seem to be at an end. Gone is the confident talk of prosperity through unity, instead the focus is on the great financial crisis welling up on the union's southern fringe, as a rising sea of debt threatens to drown the dreams of millions across the continent.

ANSWER: THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT AUSTERITY (BECAUSE SOCIALISM HAS BANKRUPTED THEM - AS IT ALWAYS DOES) - AND SPAIN PROVES IT: THEY'VE JUST PASSED AUSTERITY MEASURES...

AND AS A RESULT, THE GLOBAL MARKETS ARE ALL UP-UP-UP!

NEXT UP: ITALY!

AND... ER, UM... WE NEED AUSTERITY MEASURES HERE, TOO.

TO GET THEM WE NEED TO ELECT MORE GOVERNORS LIKE CHRIS CHRISTIE AND A GOP CONGRESS THIS NOVEMBER.