4 ITEMS FROM TODAY'S NEWS SUM UP TODAY'S DEMOCRATS: INCOMPETENT; LEFTIST; CORRUPT; AND IN DENIAL

• INCOMPETENT: THEY BOTCHED THEIR NEW LOGO.

• LEFTIST: THE UNBEATABLE NOMINEE FOR DE-SEN CALLS HIMSELF A MARXIST.

• CORRUPT: ONE OF THEIR "STELLAR" CONGRESSPERSONS GET CAUGHT ON TAPE SOLICITING MONEY FROM A LOBBYIST WITH BUSINESS BEFORE HER COMMITTEE.

• IN DENIAL: AND RANGEL WINS RENOMINATION.

IF THE WASHINGTON POST PURSUED ANY ONE OF THE ITEMS AS RELENTLESSLY AS THEY DID MACCACCAGATE, THEN THE ELECTION WOULD BE OVER RIGHT NOW.

SIGH.

I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NOVEMBER!