CONSERVE WATER: DON'T SHOWER ALONE

GOP: CONSERVE WATER: SHOWER WITH YOUR SPOUSE.

DEMOCRATS: CONSERVE WATER: SHOWER WITH YOUR PARAMOUR - AND TAX WATER.

PROGRESSIVES: CONSERVE WATER: SHOWER WITH A YOUR LGBT LOVER, AND TAX HOT WATER AND TAX EXPENSIVE SOAP AND TAX DIRT.

ANARCHISTS: CONSERVE WATER: DON'T SHOWER.

JIHADISTS: CONSERVE WATER: SHOWER WITH YOUR BACHA BAZ AND CAMEL OR GOAT.

ECO-RADICALS: CONSERVE WATER: KILL HUMANS.