Pound tumbles against the US Dollar

The mentally crippled occupant of 10 Downing Street fled to the relative calm of Belfast this morning as the Pound Sterling suffered the latest effects of his gross negligence over many years.

A BBC report even has the sorry tale (on its web site) linked here.

David Cameron, googled here for the latest news two minutes ago remains invisible.

Lloyds shares opend 14 per cent lower in London this morning, but a woman being in Jane Goody's ward scoops the news channels.

No talk of resignations anywhere!