OBAMA TO RENT SASQUATCHIAN VACATION HOME ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD FOR $45,000/WEEK

WHAT A FREAKIN' HYPOCRITE!

• WHATEVER HAPPENDED TO SACRIFICING FOR THE COMMON GOOD!?

• OH. THAT'S FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE.

EXCERPT:

In the summer of 1996, one of the lowest ebbs in Bill Clinton’s presidency, he was drawing criticism for being too elitist in choosing Martha’s Vineyard, above, with its fabulously wealthy East Coast set, as a summer holiday destination. He instructed his pollster to determine where he should go instead, and ended up that year roughing it in Wyoming.

• OBAMA COULD SAVE A BUNDLE BY STAYING IN DC - OR RETRUNING TO CHICAGO!

• VISITING RELATIVES IN KENYA WOULD COST LESS!