FLASH: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA TO ACCEPT PRIZE MONEY IN EUROS!

FLASH: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA TO ACCEPT PRIZE MONEY IN EUROS!

On account of the fact that the Porkulus and the impending passage of Obamacare and Cap & Trade (and continuing the virtual ban on domestic oil drilling) - have ruined the dollar and made the euro stronger - strongest it's been in a year.

Heh.

EXIT QUESTION: WHAT'S NEXT FOR OBAMA, WILL SOME COUNTRY NAME HIM KING?